Tumblr Mouse Cursors
  1. (Source: typicalhope, via fucmane)

  2. poeticslave:



    During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”

    Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

    When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” 

    This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! 

    When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” 

    The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” 

    This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! 

    After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

    This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

    The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” 

    This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

    The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” 

    This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!” 

    The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. 

    This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! 

    So who are the real robbers here?


    Wow… If you don’t read this, you’re wilding.

    (via janessavasqueziscool)

  3. allengalang:

    so real, yet too young to realize

    (Source: remyelise, via staceyhash)

  4. rebelliousvisions:




    this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs

    He took the time to match his shirt down to his socks down to his backpack. He’s draped in Nike and you just know he has a different color scheme for each day of the week. This level of dedication should be admired.

    His pencil case match his shorts too

    GLO UP

    (Source: weformlikevoltron, via madbootyscientist)

  5. iamtherlan:

    Thunder In Paradise on Giant Bomb Uprofessional Fridays.

    (via blackguyemoji)

  6. (Source: shanethefish, via tajoojh)

  7. scrapes:


    Kim and Kanye need to chill

    guys i keep watching this and D Y IN G

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via madbootyscientist)

  8. tats-tits-bonghits:

    Me when I stock up.

    (via toke-dont-choke)

  9. lucasdiazart:

    Anbu Bape Ops.

    (via blackguyemoji)

  10. (Source: monsterlunch, via trillasswinter)

  11. noabotdyo:

    What playing with action figures feels like.

  12. (Source: aa-tonia, via aa-tonia)

  13. (Source: gh-05-t, via sexforchicken)

  14. s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:



    If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

    Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

    marry me

    (Source: chuckhistory, via tajoojh)